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Maya Rudolph’s subtle tribute to her late mother on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live.

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I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process…. I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade, I don’t know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write.

Charlie Sheen, during a call-in to the Alex Jones radio broadcast earlier this week, on the subject of Two and a Half Men creator/showrunner Chuck Lorre, who used his ‘famed vanity card’ at the end of the show to make light of Sheen’s recovery. He continued his rant in an open letter to TMZ and by the next day, CBS had  already responded, canceling the show and depriving us the opportunity of watching a bottomless pit of greed and lack of dignity force these two men to work together.  (Thanks to Colin for the link.)
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Whenever I watch the closed captioning (and its many mistakes) at the gym or a bar, I want to confirm with someone who’s hearing impaired that they know those are all typos, and that TV isn’t a crazy place where people talk nonsense. You know, beyond the actual nonsense. [via]

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winstonwolfe: From the Keith Olbermann archives. Now that he’s gone from MSNBC, he should definitely (a) return to sports and (b) bring the moustache back.

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Splitsider proves Scientifically That 30 Rock Is Better Than $#*! My Dad Says. America says “Meh.” [via]

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