Ok, so we’re drunk already, getting ready for the Oregon game, and since our editors wrote the OC Drinking Game, and since Stephen B. Sample banned alcohol sales at the Coliseum, we figured it’s high time to start
the SC Drinking Game. So here it goes; we’re just getting it started, send in your suggestions to scoop@trojanwire.com
THE REGULAR OCCURENCES
1.) Bush jukes a defender – 1 DRINK
Reggie Bush breaks a defender’s ankles the way he changes
directions. So whenever he jukes a defender straight out of his shoes, have a drink courtesy of #5.
2.) Leinart calls an audible – 1 DRINK
Only Peyton Manning is more astute at reading the defense when coming to the line of
scrimmage. When you see Matt Leinart change the play, the defense is probably gonna pay.
3.) Jarrett goes above the rim – 1 DRINK
At 6’5", Dwayne Jarrett can go up and get the ball, even though he’s nowhere close to
open. So anytime he goes over the top, drink. And anytime he does it in the end zone, drink two.
4.) Oscar makes a huge hit – 1 DRINK
Oscar Lua has filled the vacancy at middle linebacker like no other. Drink whenever #45 makes
a hit where fans outside the stadium can feel the pain.
THE BIG ONES
1.) Leinart and the ladies – POUND YOUR BEER
This is the original TrojanWire hypothesis: people love to
speculate about how successful Matt Leinart is with the ladies. Anytime the annoucer says so, finish your drink. Apparently, he’s only 3 coeds away from
doing the entire USC student body.
2.) A Three-Pete mention – 3 DRINKS
As three straight national titles draw near, a feat yet to be accomplished by any college
football team, annoucers cannot help but surmise on the three-peat, and the play on words involving the man, the myth, the legend – Pete Carroll.
3.) Leinart the ballroom dancer – 2 DRINKS
Annoucers love to talk about Leinart’s nimble feet while in the pocket. Whether
Leinart’s agility is a result of what he’s learning in his ONLY class of Fall 2005 or some other source is anyone’s guess. Just keep drinking on any
mention…

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