The SC Drinking Game

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Ok, so we’re drunk already, getting ready for the Oregon game, and since our editors wrote the OC Drinking Game, and since Stephen B. Sample banned alcohol sales at the Coliseum, we figured it’s high time to start

the SC Drinking Game. So here it goes; we’re just getting it started, send in your suggestions to scoop@trojanwire.com

THE REGULAR OCCURENCES
1.) Bush jukes a defender – 1 DRINK
Reggie Bush breaks a defender’s ankles the way he changes

directions. So whenever he jukes a defender straight out of his shoes, have a drink courtesy of #5.

2.) Leinart calls an audible – 1 DRINK
Only Peyton Manning is more astute at reading the defense when coming to the line of

scrimmage. When you see Matt Leinart change the play, the defense is probably gonna pay.

3.) Jarrett goes above the rim – 1 DRINK
At 6’5", Dwayne Jarrett can go up and get the ball, even though he’s nowhere close to

open. So anytime he goes over the top, drink. And anytime he does it in the end zone, drink two.

4.) Oscar makes a huge hit – 1 DRINK
Oscar Lua has filled the vacancy at middle linebacker like no other. Drink whenever #45 makes

a hit where fans outside the stadium can feel the pain.

THE BIG ONES
1.) Leinart and the ladies – POUND YOUR BEER
This is the original TrojanWire hypothesis: people love to

speculate about how successful Matt Leinart is with the ladies. Anytime the annoucer says so, finish your drink. Apparently, he’s only 3 coeds away from

doing the entire USC student body.

2.) A Three-Pete mention – 3 DRINKS
As three straight national titles draw near, a feat yet to be accomplished by any college

football team, annoucers cannot help but surmise on the three-peat, and the play on words involving the man, the myth, the legend – Pete Carroll.

3.) Leinart the ballroom dancer – 2 DRINKS
Annoucers love to talk about Leinart’s nimble feet while in the pocket. Whether

Leinart’s agility is a result of what he’s learning in his ONLY class of Fall 2005 or some other source is anyone’s guess. Just keep drinking on any

mention…

4 responses to “The SC Drinking Game”

  1. Its kinda stupid you have to make up a drinking game for a football team. I give USC credit for being good. But seriously can’t you Californians find

    something better to do.

  2. Did you see that Oscar Lua hit on 4th down? booyahka!

  3. This old alumn thanks you for helping to make the next game I can see from my couch SO much more fun!

    Cheers and Fight on!

    Gary

  4. Brendon,
    If this sounds stupid to you, then don’t come to this site or read its contents. What kinda guy are ya?

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