We’ve already reported about SC’s attempts to get ready for Vince Young. But now Fanblogs is reporting that Texas is also using some Reggie Bush stand-ins at their practices.

While we’re sure that Ramonce Taylor and Jamaal Charles are working hard to replicate the play of No. 5, Every Day Should Be Saturday has done the service of suggesting three more appropriate stand-ins to get Texas ready for Mr. Bush; they’re all great, but here’s our personal favorite:

Bones Jackson, Mutant League RB. When we saw Reggie for the first time, squirting free on a slant pass out of the slot and blowing through the flailing defense, we instantly thought of the Mutant League’s finest all-purpose threat, the intimitable Bones Jackson. Jackson shared Bush’s speed but also had something Bush doesn’t–an ability to literally slice through defenses, often causing unsightly forfeits in the middle of the third quarter due to mounting casualties. Coach Ace Bricka said he was the finest man to ever run Nasty Audible C, the trademark play of Mutant League Football, and opponents say that they often leapt into pits of open flame or tossed themselves on landmines rather than attempt a tackle on the intimidating back. Pros: Jackson never suffers muscle tears because he doesn’t have any. Cons: may actually dismember important members of your starting eleven in practice.

Scouting Bush: Three Suggested Stand-ins [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
Scout team superstars: Who’s standing in for Bush, Young? [Fanblogs]