6 responses to “USC Football to begin spring practice”

1. 

   Big Guns

   March 19, 2006 at 7:14 am

   Yeah I red some clown think’s very highly of they’re program and bad mouth another without knowing the facts

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2. 

   Mos

   March 20, 2006 at 2:37 pm

   Which facts are you talking about? These facts?

   http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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3. 

   Sid Vicious

   March 20, 2006 at 2:56 pm

   Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

   When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he
   is gay, but because he has run out of women.

   Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his
   foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed
   Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

   Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until
   he gets the information he wants.

   If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says,
   “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he
   roundhouse kicks you in the face.

   Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

   Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris
   instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
   Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

   Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game,
   but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused
   him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,”
   Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

   Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

   Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick
   related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

   Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good
   looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after
   the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the
   devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who
   appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should
   have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
   Wednesday of the month.

   Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris
   brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a
   prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang
   back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris
   roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind
   the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he
   taketh away.

   Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a
   woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He
   then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK
   NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s
   bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with
   Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the
   irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone
   within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

   Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

   Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to
   stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all
   three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head
   exploded out of sheer amazement.

   Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung
   like Chuck Norris

   Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus
   the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day.
   The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift
   favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck
   omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
   roundhouse kick related deaths.

   To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck
   Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and
   aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from
   his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance
   Armstrong.

   There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck
   Norris.

   Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people
   anyway.

   Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the
   pleasure.

   There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only
   another fist.

   Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of
   a high school football game. When the football went flat, he
   persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a
   3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60
   yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every
   girl in the stadium.
   The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

   Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order
   are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

   When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die
   from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to
   the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the
   oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes
   it to Oregon before you.

   It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight
   to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris
   himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very
   smart.

   Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a
   canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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4. 

   Big Guns

   March 20, 2006 at 9:23 pm

   pass me by with this one! deep in left field it a high fly ball and your otta here!

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5. 

   Z

   March 20, 2006 at 9:27 pm

   Deflurnflugal ack von spligal

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6. 

   Allison Trump

   May 23, 2006 at 8:33 am

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