Being based in Southern California, often times we find ourselves ignorant of how other states do things. Sure, everyone knows L.A. is filled with moviestars and gold-paved streets, and that we all drive Mercedes and BMWs to football games. But unfortunately, we here in Southern California know so little about all those college football fans out there in the rest of America.

Today we’re fortunate enough to learn something new: Apparently in Ohio, fans like this guy spend so much money on their support of the Buckeyes that they can’t afford a home PC. So they’re forced to the library to “check sports scores and stuff”. “Stuff” meaning “yank one out to some Internet porn”.

If you enjoy hidden camera hilarity, or watching a pervy Ohio St. fan admitting to being caught playing with himself in public (multiple times), you’ll want to watch the video above.

The Most Brilliant Thing You’ll See All Day [Deadspin]