Carson Palmer’s favorite target, Chad Johnson, sits down with Michael Silver of SI, at the same restaurant Chad goes to every afternoon he’s in Cincinnati.

When asked about opponents he’s looking forward to facing this season:

And Troy [Polamalu] is always nudging me and hitting me during games, but he freaks me out because he never talks. I’m like, “Damn, Troy, what the f—?” Then I hear him interviewed and crack up: He’s a beast on the field and he sounds like Michael Jackson.

You gotta read the rest of the article. The whole thing is classic.

Bengals star’s favorite celebrations, trash-talking foes [SI]