Action News Power Rankings: Week 12

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Papa Burgundy’s back at home, in his apartment filled with leather bound books. And it feels out of sight, my man. But there’s still work to be done.

T-Wire/Action News Pac-10 Power Rankings – Week 12

USC - Ron Burgundy1.) USC

So much for Brick and his pants party. Now it’s time for the inevitable polka with #2.

Cal - Wes Mantooth2.) Cal

Ooops…somebody got whammied looking ahead to next week.

Oregon - Brick Tamland3.) Oregon

Sorry Brick. You might want to see a doctor. That didn’t look good.

Oregon State - Frank Vitchard4.) Oregon State

Really should drop further after losing to UCLA — but still have the record and big win to keep them at 4. At least for one more week.

Arizona - Champ Kind5.) Arizona

How about the crowd on the field with about a minute still to go. Just standing there alongside the players, waiting for the clock to tick out. Surreal.

Washington State - Garth Holliday6.) TIE Washington State

As I was discussing with my new friend in line at the Puerto Vallarta airport — what has happened to the Cougs?

ASU - Brian Fantana6.) TIE Arizona State

They may not have the record, but we can’t place them behind WSU after that ass-kicking.

UCLA - Veronica Corningstone8.) UCLA

The ol’ girl’s got some fight left in her yet.

Washington - Ed Harken9.) Washington

Ouch. You figured Stanford MIGHT get a win at some point….but you really have to pity the team who gives it to them. 20-3 no less.

Stanford - Public TV News Anchor10.) Stanford

Congrats to the Tree. Hope you took down the goalposts.

One response to “Action News Power Rankings: Week 12”

  1. whoa! whammied again! pussies!

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