Irish Thoughts on Pete Carroll

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November 20, 2006

There’s vitriol, like the ‘friends talkin’ trash on a fantasy message board’ type, and then there’s vitriol, more the ‘deep-seeded memories from a horrific childhood-incident’ type. The House Rock Built exhibits the latter for us today:

God, I hate Pete Carroll. I hate his smug, dopey face. I hate his leg-humping chihuahua enthusiasm, I hate the way he jumps up and down like a ten year old on a Mountain Dew bender during the games. But mostly, I just hate Pete Carroll. There’s some sort of intangible mojo, some sort of je ne sais quoi about him that fires up a deep and primitive hatred and causes an ordinarly normal and peace-loving individual to became engorged with an overpowering urge to rip the heads off of small furry mammals and push helpless children and infirm, elderly people into a meat freezer while gorging myself on the blood of my enemies.

He goes on like this….apparently Pete’s personal website and its kickass Flash intro set him off.

Whatever the case, let’s all hope someone gets him some meds before Saturday, when Pete’s smiling visage across the sidelines from Mom Jeans is certain to push him over the edge.

If You Don’t Hate Pete Carroll, There is Something Seriously, Seriously, Seriously Wrong With You [The House Rock Built]

10 responses to “Irish Thoughts on Pete Carroll”

Paragon SC

November 20, 2006 at 2:48 pm

F**k ’em!

Aren’t These the same clowns that got upset at Brian at MGoBlog for trashing their BlogPoll Ballot a month or so ago?

Sensitive??

I could care less if they hate Pete Carroll, just another program that would change places with us in a minute with all that PC has accomplished in his time here. Real world beaters they are with winning their own CIC Trophy and getting shelled by Michigan.

Enough. Even if they do win and they won’t they will never have the success under Weis that PC has had at SC.

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Irish Rat

November 20, 2006 at 2:52 pm

House that Rock Built is completely wrong … it’s “Poodle” not “chihuahua”

I hate him too. I didn’t hate John Robinson. But I hate Poodle, just as I despise everything to do with Southern Cal. But then again, I’m sure you LOVE us Domers. Ah, rivalry week; you can’t beat it.

“Mom Jeans” that’s pretty damn funny!

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fightinamish

November 20, 2006 at 3:13 pm

Surprisingly, it wasn’t a horrific childhood incident that caused me to hate USC, since USC was winless against the Irish the first 14 years of my life (remember that decade?)

There is something about Petey that really drives me up a wall, and that flash intro was like a hypercondensed version of it being injected directly into my aorta.

Don’t worry too much about my health… I’ll be heavily medicated on a strict regiment of alcohol while I’m sitting in the nosebleeds at the Colosseum this weekend, so hopefully I’ll be able to keep a fairly even keel regardless of the outcome.

Good luck this weekend… I’m looking forward to a decade of awesome games now that both teams have compotent coaches for the first time in a while.

Heh… mom jeans.

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Z

November 20, 2006 at 5:11 pm

domers… big fucken joke!big fucken dreamers! see ya when ya get here can’t wait for you to leave!

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Big Guns

November 20, 2006 at 7:28 pm

they whipped army,navy, and air force yo domers “we ain’t army!

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Irish Rat

November 21, 2006 at 11:49 am

No, you’re definitely not army, navy, or air force. And we’re not Oregon State. Or Washington, Wazzou, or ASU.

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Joey

November 21, 2006 at 1:07 pm

Actually, those teams had a defense, so we might have an easier time with Notre Dame than any Pac-10 school, besides Stanford

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Irish Rat

November 21, 2006 at 2:52 pm

Uh… no… regardless of how many national championships Southern Cal has, we would NEVER trade places with you out there in, how should I say it, La La Land. Are you serious? Do you think any of us aspire to the following be like a school where:

– Your most recent Heisman winner took houses, money, and God knows what else from agents in violation of NCAA rules?
– Where your Heisman winner before that was considered a “Student-Athlete” for taking Ballroom Dancing (and that was all he took).
– Where one of your other Heisman winners and most famous alums murdered his wife, got off, and now wants to write a book about how he WOULD have done it?

No thanks; you can keep it.

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Big Guns

November 21, 2006 at 4:38 pm

mid-west barn yard pervert! with that said of useless info. it got nothing to do with the ass kick’n come’n! yeah see ya when ya get here can’t wait for you to leave!

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Justin

October 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm

I have to admit, that website screams arrogance to a disturbing level.

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