It aint gonna happen

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11 responses to “It aint gonna happen”

  1. Public access channel? What the hell is this and who decided to broadcast this one anywhere? I say the pink hair really screams the fact that her logistics about UCLA being able to beat the Men of Troy because they fell to Oregon State and the Bears didn’t. Fight on, fuck both UCLA and that crazy whore. But with the whore, double bag your groceries, she’s looking beat.

  2. here’s betting leinart passed this girl over at a frat party once or twice

  3. Nottttt so sure the tranny thing is because you have a cold…..

  4. Here’s betting that she’s allergic to her own dick.

    I love that logic…UCLA beat Oregon St who beat USC, so UCLA>USC. So, since USC beat the five teams who beat UCLA, USC>>>>>UCLA? 5x better or 5 touchdowns better?

  5. what? I wonder how much that fag Nestor over at BruinsNation paid for this production. Fuck that smelly, pirate hooker.

  6. fuck’n a, the bitch is defending pucla…who moved the rock? put it back. and make sure it and all that got out with it goes back too!

  7. Just a little fun fact:

    Of the 3 notable alumni that this pink skunk mentioned (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Jack Black, and Anthony Kiedis), NONE OF THEM GRADUATED from Fucla. FYI: O.J. may have killed someone but at least he graduated you bitch. Just thought I’d let you all know that.

    -Evan

    ps> fine, Kareem got his degree but it was under his real name of “Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor, Jr.” so tell that whore to get her facts straight

  8. Quoting from Wikipedia:

    “Black later attended UCLA but dropped out during his sophomore year to pursue a career in the entertainment business.”

    Kiedis – “After dropping out of UCLA, Kiedis began living with his friend Flea and eventually decided to form a band with him..”

    Hmmm. Looks like the road to success begins AFTER dropping out of fucla. ha ha!

  9. not to mention we have lot more names to come out of sc than just oj. may the force be with you…but not saturday! does this bitch even attend fucla?

  10. “here’s betting leinart passed this girl over at a frat party once or twice”
    Almost exactly what I was thinking but more along the lines of leinart having a one nighter with her and never calling her back.

    As for the alumni? I’m pretty sure she forgot to mention a few like Troy Polamalu, John Wayne, Will Ferrel, Carson Palmer, Ronnie Lott, Marcus Allen, Junior Seau. But really, no one that holds a candle to the pseudo-innovative musical stylings of the RHCPs.

  11. Was that Hugh Johnson’s sister?

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