From Wednesday night’s Late Show with David Letterman:

10. During breakfast, you ask your son to pass the Nokia Sugar Bowl

9. Canceled family trip to Mexico, going to Boise State instead

8. Mailed nude photos of yourself to Brent Musburger

7. Insist on being called “Coach” even though you’re a dentist

6. Told your daughter, “I’d love to go to your wedding, but the Northern Illinois-TCU is on”

5. Every time you walk ten yards, three of your friends have to move the chains

4. Instead of a shower, you dump a bucket of Gatorade on yourself

3. Always asking, “What would Joe Paterno do?”

2. Your solution to Iraq– “I dunno, a playoff system?”

1. In bed, your wife says, “Get a Trojan” — you come back with USC Kicker Mario Danelo

Late Show: Top Ten Signs You’re Watching Too Much College Football [CBS – Thanks, Elana!]