Booty tops Heisman Pundit’s Top 20

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While the Keystone Kops of investigative journalism continue to treat the testimony of known extortionists as perennial fact, conjuring up retroactive repercussions for USC, we’d like to take this opportunity to look to the future…

John David Booty, 2007 Heisman favorite.

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The foremost authority in Heismanditry, the Heisman Pundit:

The USC quarterback has become a glamour position in college football and Booty stands to benefit from that in 2007. When you also take into account the likelihood that the Trojans will be the preseason No. 1 in all the polls, Booty has more advantages in this race than any other player out there. It doesn’t hurt that he is coming off a great junior year in which he threw for 3,347 yards and 29 touchdowns either. There’s a long way to go, but right now Booty is the front runner for the 2007 Heisman.

Back to those jokers at Yahoo!, who have won 0 Heismans, may we suggest refocusing your efforts on I don’t know, technology? Congratulations on finally getting your much-delayed ad targeting software (Panama) done. It’s probably every bit as good as Google’s (heh), making your stock well worth paying over 2 times growth for (YHOO currently has a PEG Ratio of 2.10).

(Full disclosure: dumped all my YHOO stock yesterday.)

The HP Winter Top 20 [Heisman Pundit]

  1. R U KIDDING!!!!! BOOTY THE HEISMAN FAVORITE!! thats a bunch of bull sh*t!!!! he aint the favorite over mcfadden, slaton, pat white, colt mccoy!! wow… u trojan fans sure are cocky little f*ckers!

  2. Say – anyone know if the public can buy the version of that ball that Booty is on?
    (The one with both the SC and Nike logos)

    Thx for any help!

  3. you wellbe the Heisman winer

  4. yeah your a trojan wanna-be stuck in trailer park texas. we can give a shit about your opinion. notice you come to us. we don’t have to look for some crappy long horn page, and i glad the world doesn’t run by your crappy ass opinion. your really boring, your arguement’s are short. and your conclusions are homophobic. so jay what really going on here is you’ve been called a moronic idiot who blows milk out his nose for fun when the goats are on they’re periods.

  5. LOOK AT ALL YOU HATERS TALKING SH** WELL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE RIGHT….AND BY THE WAY TROJANWIRE KICKS A**!!!!!!!!

  6. me speak english good. my team good. my team better than yours. your team bad. my team very good.

  7. haha all of you longhorn fans gatta come onto the USC pages and talk smack just cuz the longhorns suck. Yeah they might of got lucky and beat USC in the rose bowl but i gurantee that if there was a replay of that game USC would kill Texas! Not only that but if i can recal right Texas just about got beat by Nebraska

  8. WILL- if i can recal right, u guys barley got by wash state, washington, ect…. so shut the f*ck up!

  9. a win is a win retard! shut the fuck up!

  10. i know.. thats wat im trying to say!!!!! tell the f*g will right above me smartone!!

  11. i know.. thats wat im trying to say!!!!! tell the f*g will right above me smartone!!

  12. I came wondering if I could get get some insight on the Reggie Bush thing. Doesn’t look like there’s much deep thought going on.

    Cave men who type. Will wonders never cease.

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