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Some pretty funny 10-20 second clips of Chazz Michael Michaels (played by USC alum Will Ferrell).

“Yeah… I’ve been called sex on skates. But I resent that. I’m sex on everything.”

“Yeah, I could have played hockey, but when God gives you a mane of hair like this you don’t want to piss him off by putting it under a helmet.”

“Why do I skate? Why does the King Panther hunt the gazelle….. to live.”

“Someone I met that I was really impressed with was, uh, Jan-Michael Vincent. On the set of NightHawk. The helicopter movie. Do you know that one?”

“Troubled childhood… Troubled childhood? Yeah. If you call a 9-year-old kid with a 35-year-old girlfriend troubled.”

Fun fact relating back to USC Athletics: All the ice skating scenes were filmed at USC’s former basketball venue, the run-down, rat-infested, LA Sports Arena.

Click below for the trailer… or visit the official Blades of Glory site.

Official Trailer:

Interview with a Ninja: