
To counter-point our earlier post on Sports Illustrated’s “worst uniforms ever” piece, I thought you might like to know what real men look like. For a prime example of NCAA uniforms at their peak, you need not look further than number 9 on SI.com’s Best Uniforms in College Football. USC makes the list, which means not only will the Trojans most likely beat your team but they’ll also be better dressed while doing it.
There is one discrepancy I have with SI’s list. And that is their choice for number 1: Texas. That ugly orange color that looks like my dog got into the garbage again and it’s flowing out of her butt, Longhorns. But that’s just one man’s opinion. Stupid cow.

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