Sitting Pretty

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To counter-point our earlier post on Sports Illustrated’s “worst uniforms ever” piece, I thought you might like to know what real men look like. For a prime example of NCAA uniforms at their peak, you need not look further than number 9 on SI.com’s Best Uniforms in College Football. USC makes the list, which means not only will the Trojans most likely beat your team but they’ll also be better dressed while doing it.


There is one discrepancy I have with SI’s list. And that is their choice for number 1: Texas. That ugly orange color that looks like my dog got into the garbage again and it’s flowing out of her butt, Longhorns. But that’s just one man’s opinion. Stupid cow.

  1. guess whos number one!!! TEXAS BABY!!!! GOOO LONGHORNSSS HOOK EMMMMM

  2. guess whos number one!!! TEXAS BABY!!!! GOOO LONGHORNSSS HOOK EMMMMM

  3. guess whos number one!!! TEXAS BABY!!!! GOOO LONGHORNSSS HOOK EMMMMM

  4. Jay,

    First of all, your team is nothing without Vince Young. Sure Colt McCoy seems impressive, but he would be with your weak ass schedule. Why don’t you play some real non-conference games? You’ve got TCU and that’s it. You got nothing. No hopes of BCS this year. Plus you have those puke colored uniforms. Face it, you’ve peaked. It’s over. You’ll be lucky if you even get a top 10 finish.

    Let’s all eat steaks and rejoice. The fat cow is dead.

  5. I NEED TICKETS TO THE USC- NEBRASKA GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. I NEED TICKETS TO THE USC- NEBRASKA GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. I NEED TICKETS TO THE USC- NEBRASKA GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. I NEED TICKETS TO THE USC- NEBRASKA GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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