This Baby’s Got Bills

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-images parodied from doubleazone.com & theycatalog.com.

The responsibilities of parenthood just got real for Cardinals QB Matt Leinart. TMZ.com reports that Leinart has agreed to pay ex-USC girl friend Brynn Cameron $15,000 per month in child support for their nine-month old son, Cole. Although the child support debate appears to be over, the couple’s legal battles haven’t yet come to an end. TMZ also claims that Leinart is expected in court early next month to try and win more time with his son.

The math: $15,000 per month is a lot of money. Over 18 years, that adds up to about 3.24 million. Now that’s enough to make a grown man cry like a baby.

(And just in case you’re wondering, the baby in photo above is not Cole Cameron Leinart)

***UPDATE: Scott Wolf of InsideSoCal.com reports that the aforementioned Cameron-Leinart child support settlement is still pending and TMZ’s reports to the contrary are “premature.” TrojanWire will be sure to keep you updated as events unfold.

  1. Nice going Matt! If you left after your junior year, probably none of this would have happened. Hey! Matt, let’s break down the cost of ballroom dance lessons. First lets take in consideration the number one pick signing bonus, 20 to 30 million dollars in guaranteed salary and now $15,000.00 a month in child support. Hey! Matt, maybe it’s time to give Aikman and Montana a phone call and seek their advice on being a real q.b. and a man of wisdom. Matt, your days are destined for a courtroom and not Canton.

  2. HORIZONTAL BALLROOM DANCING!!!

    GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!

  3. both of the last two comments had heads up the asses!!! matt is in the pros now and will be great! both of you all must be jealous mother fuckers!!! did you both make it in the pros? i doubt it… fuck both of you!!!!

  4. jmoney is a bitch! I can certainly tell that you are frustrated jock, with a small little cock. jmoney can’t ball nor fuck. thats why the ladies don’t like him. now go blow your cell mate as instructed, SHIT WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. sad , sad , sad boy i’m glad the season comming back i’m tired of you punk sissies pretending to know what the fuck your talking about… just noise! bet you jackasses talk in a empty room to hear yourselves! i read most of your comments from when the season’s end till this point.why don’t you guy meet in a bar and really settle what you guys been wondering. who wants to blow who 1st. ya sorry old women! say what you want. just a bunch of old farts.

  6. hey! z, what do you mean by meet in a bar? bitch, i do not go into bars, where they have a rainbow flag out front. and muther fucka I know you can,t ball. by the way you grandma is callin you. she needs her car back………..

  7. connor lebsock Avatar

    HEY JMONEY SHUT THE HELL UP AND YA U R A BITCH. WHO R U TO BE TALKIN. AND Z WHO THE FUK TO U THINK U R. SHUT THE FUK UP!

  8. stop telling lies, poor soul you and your grandma, ya mom, and and your dad were seen at the family orge.. i mean reunion at the barnyard animal fest. i heard you and pops was slap’n the hole on a goat! and mom’s and granny were work’n your brother! rainbow flag tatooed on your ass. do what you do best. only when ya flap ya gums make sure ya sister tit aint in it. broke back bitch. what you know about football other that someone showing you the BIG PICTURER BOOK! leave the that subject to grown folks.

  9. z, again your grandma is callin you. she needs her car. get your ass on mta and stop living of your grandma and your moms. maybe you can catch a ride on that sc bandwagon. take that wagon all the way down to west hollywood, where you spend most of your time looking for older gents. you ain’t going to sc and you ain’t playing any ball and every one knows that. stop with the fantasies! everybody knows your broke ass can’t get you laid nor into an sc game. bitch by the way how come and sc qb has never won a superbowl? aikman and montana have won superbowls. just keep doing what you do best and just keep smoking that dick, bitch!!!!!

  10. just stupid cause your good at it! well what you expect from trailor trash! hey what’s a redneck say before he get’s hurt? hey…watch this!
    if ya find yourself at the local cicle k leave the cashier alone.. that’s your c-o-u-s-i-n, she was the one make’n out with the mule at the last reunion. did ya see it it was a beauty tell them you web-site again dubya,dubya,dubya hillbillies and their barnyard rapist babes spot calm.

  11. connor lebsock Avatar

    jeez z u r the horniest bitch in the world right now. those r some crazy thoughts, do u like gay sex? you’ve done all that shit u just talked about before with your family havent you. u r a sick peace of shit.

  12. can dish it out but can’t take it. don’t get it twisted we only feed off what you put out! when actually you really desire to meet someone to full fill your perversion you displayed in all you blogs. hence forth someone the the guts to call you on it you get bent out of shape…aw did we hurt yo man hood? as ifwe give a shit. so either come out the closet and say what you want or go talk shit on your home team page. cause all i hear is yagga! yagga! yagga! pretty much i’m done with you your blogs are boring! it’s all the same pot calling the kettle black.

  13. z, what was like to wear a skirt prison? i heard you were sold for smokes. still can’t ball mutha fucka, still got no money and still got no honey. we know the ladies don’t like you. it’s funny you calling anybody white trash. it’s also funny that you worship a university that has a long tradition of aryan pride, klansman kinship and hitler youth fraternity. z, where were all those “sc” orange county white folk sc alumni, when orenthal james was on trial and where were they when he was found not guilty? don’t they want help oj? why do sc white folks only like brothers on the field and not off the field? man, i don’t get you at all. there is nothing more annoying then someone who likes to keep the plantation spirit alive; and that’s exactly what your partaking to by your misguided worship of university that secretly maintains a “back of the bus” point of view. man, brother martin you are not. especially after your pot calling the kettle black comment.

  14. gerry that ring redneck fag all the way

  15. once again you focus on shit that not important.
    once again you get twisted. once again your ass speaks for you.once again with boring shit! once again you’ll see my school finish better than whatever school you claim. sac of pussies u.

  16. z, you did not graduate sc. your like most rednecks, you have got nothing more then a 7th grade education. remember you live off your moms and grandma. your ride is mta or your the front passanger seat scrub. you can’t even write a coherent sentence. brother, you make no sense when you write. man, nobody is getting you. you can’t even answer simple questions. z, how come an sc quaterback has not won a superbowl? are you capable of answering a question that is proposed to you? brother, get out of that oreo state of mind. man just because you route for sc does not mean your are going ball there, nor or you get any of those white honeys from orange county. brother, give it up. sc is nothing but an old bastion of of the old south africa in the hood. brother! do yourself right, get off the refer and stop drinking king cobra as though it’s going out of style. you need learn how to write and you also need to know how to think for yourself. if you don’t your just gonng keep rolling in out the system. by the way can you answer way an sc qb has not won a superbowl? probably not.

  17. no not really i get paid for throwing concerts!
    paid for throwing concerts!
    PAID FOR THORWING CONCERTS! that’s in case your a little hard of hearing!!!

  18. not not really iget paid for throwing concerts!
    paid for throwing concerts!
    PAID FOR THROWING CONCERTS! that’s in case your hard of hearing! can’t hate on that! you probably been to one of my shows that’s if you go to concerts at all…$$$$ i promote rock, jazz, reggae, blues ya know where the loot is. need a job you can be the penguin in the toilet brushing off people??????? i may be a redneck but i’m PAID!

  19. z, “dummy” you still cannot write. concert promoter? please! brother, anybody can promote a back street boys tribute band. you don’t get paid on nothing. once again, dummy! we all know you live with moms and your ride is mta. z, as far as I know concert promoting is not standing out in front of gay bars passing out flyers. brother, your main vocation is the fluffer on a gay porn movie set. z, it’s real pitty that your daddy did not pull out early. thanks, to your moms and your nowwhere to be found daddy, the world has another broke ass shit wipe like yourself. brother educate yourself! put down the playgirl bitch and pick up some douglas or some garvey.

  20. connor lebsock Avatar

    haha no shit z ya cant just hand out flyers infront of a bar with rainbow flags. dude just shut ur mouth ur comebacks suck and gerry is nagging the hell out of u and ur just gonna lose every time so just shut the hell up.

  21. that means what to me? 2 pussies with limited conversations, fag this gay that. that’s all u 2 know. call it what u want i’m paid!- i got your money….don’t i? weren’t you backstage with Ru-paul? ya got nothing worth arguing about, petty gay insults seems to be all u know. as i stated before your boring.ya see folks these blokes are gay and no doubt about it. look at they’re post with anybody that engages with them, nothing but gay slander. i don’t need a comeback you 2 are predictable and small and i mean SMALL, and i don’t mean your anatomy punk. yo dudette gay money is as good as jack-ass money. tell us about the time you and dad and uncle bubba dubba went camping. who didn’t get a reach around? you? so you look for buddies on differant web blogs eh? come on you can tell us. oh and fuck off. now your got you thinking which promoter is getting paid!!!! i bet you sure hope it ain’t me don’t you? you’ll never know will you?

  22. whatever! spelling no spelling grammer no grammer I’M still paid! only little twinkies give a shit! i don’t. wut else can i do to fuck up you little world?

  23. z, you get paid? shit wipe the only assets you have is the remaining balance on your ebt card. z, tell me about these concerts you promote? i bet you can barely read business contract. hey, i’ll be more then happy to go into business with you. you have probably been fucked out of more money, then you can account for. z, who is your legal council and who is your accountant? do these two individuals know that they are representing a certified moron? how much did you pay in taxes last year? what am i talking about here! z, your are nothing but a broke ass muther fucka, who is spending his friday and saturday nights watching videos and playing x-box and by no means are you promoting anything. again, stop spending your fat burger pay check on reefer and old-e. come on man put some meaning in your life, stop living in your grandmothers house and get educated. i say again put down wwf magazine and the playgirl magazine and pick up a real book. get educated, get enlightened and get off the sc bandwagon. and everybody knows sc is not your school. you are no alumnus of sc. oh, by the way the only thing you have to do with music is the playing of your boyfriend skin flute.

  24. ya week. small man stop staying up late “you” got to go WORK FOR SOMEBODY! grandma’s house, mama’s house, my house our living room is stiil bigger than your whole house. don’t hate cause i get paid. i make more in a day than you will by the time you reach 25! what your 40 that’s too bad still struggling. well there’s hope keep on working till your 65. there’s always lotto to keep those dreams alive….aw be sure to catch a concert in the mean time. who do you like? i’ll bring them to your town! if we haven’t been there already! you claim sc is not my school but it is who’s your school? your just some jack off that wish he went to a champion callibur team. homey i go anywhere i want to in the collisium…. what about you and the nose bleed seats back of the endzone ………that is you can afford it…taco bell dosen’t pay very well does it?

  25. connor lebsock Avatar

    z is gay. haha z u started all this shit and were just dishen it right back at u. and u cant take it so maybe u should just go suck on ur thumb and leave the big boys alone.

  26. z, what is a collisium? brother, i now know for sure sc is not your school. brother a 1.1 gpa and 200 sat score is not going to get you into sc. brother, stop bringing people down get educated. after readings some your entries and ramblings, there is just no way you could negotiate a contract. brother, again! promoting is not standig out in front of gay bars passing out justin timberlake fliers. z, tell me what type of tax return do you file? who bonds your concerts? give me some concrete evidence that you actually promote concerts? z, stop with the fantasies! just go back to watching wrestling, gay porn and playing video games. stop actin a fool

  27. shhhhhhh. thats about your level.

  28. shhhhhhh. thats about your level.

  29. shhhhhhh. thats about your level.

  30. i think you two are blowing each other. two prissies running shit from your mouth. conner go suck ya mutha. i’ll get off when you can chase me off-yeah right! you two pussies ain’t said nothing impressive. if your a good boy you can come to my new years party. cause really you haven’t earned any concrete information dick squeeze. that’s for you to ponder….know thyself brother, don’t worry about the next man. contracts are pretty much simple that is if ya know the business. which you don’t. whoa you ask for a lot of info there hitler….what are you bringing to the table? well????

  31. z,”dummy,” when was your last trip to the coliseum? or should i say the collisium. brother, please! stop bringing yourself down. brother, do yourself a favor, get off public assitance and try doing an honest days work.

  32. z, or should i say mr. collisium. of course you can go anywhere you want in the coliseum. when you are part of the janitorial staff, you can go anywhere in the coliseum that needs cleaning. brother, gets some education and stop letting folk down. your suspect bitch! stop pretending your a promoter, when the only business you own is the shoe shine kit you daddy gave to ya. your suspect brother and everyone knows it.

  33. folks what we have is an idiot that’s got a handle on everything, get a grip on your life dude stop trying to convince yourself to convince others your right about the universe. once again be a good boy and you can twiddle my car keys! the invite to new years is still open or can you afford it? you like reggae? i’m doing reggae this year. WHOA !that sounds like a call out….CAN YOU DIG IT!!! now the balls in your court…DUDE!

  34. z, stop fooling yourself. brother! get some education and stop with these fantasies of yours. man, what type keys am i going to be “twidilin.” the keys to your 74 pinto;and man congrats that grand moms is gonna let you throw a new years eve party party this year. i hear the party is contigent upon you getting your shoe shine business up and running; and you finally getting off welfare. brother, you must be tired standing in all them county lines. show some respect brother! get your ass off the welfare and quit telling people that your ebt card is visa platinum card. brother, where can i get my shine? and by the way “z” if you can finally hold down some work you gonna get your momma off the streets. man! your moms, from what i here is the one and only street walker, that can make change on a nickel. now brother the ball is your court. you wanna get ahead? get shine business going and get you momma off the streets.

  35. so it stands your stupid and afraid to take the invite. i’m at the table with proof and all you can worry about is my slang and spelling, what a punk! pure d grade punk take the punk way out. the only one looking like a fool is you. a big man would take the challenge. your still small. small time, small mind. or you really don’t like crow eh? why should i worry about a nobody like you. ya run nothing and influence none. i bet you were one of those punks in school that would talk shit while the teacher was around. the moment they were gone you got fuck up! punk, punk, punk! a pussie can talk shit while yhey’re big and brave behind a keyboard…uhp that’s right you didn’t get the memo to collect a spine did you jellyfish? i see, cool. right on, fight the power! stay black, zebra. or as you trailer trash say INBTREAD TILL WE DIE!

  36. z, brother, when can i get my shine? brother! stop with the stupid postings. you make no sense. but, man i pitty you, the son of a street walker and who knows who your daddy is. I know brother, it was hard growing up. i can’t imagine being on wick, welfare and food stamps. i know it must been hard being on a school lunch program, having to wear tape to keep your shoes together and always dreaming of air jordans, when you could only wear what the salavation army was giving out. brother, don’t fret I know you can get that shoe shine business up and running; and if you lucky z, more then likely you will able shine the shoes of that upscale lilly white sc alumni. z, be sure to say yes’m and no sirrr, when shinning pete carroll’s loafers. i’m sure he will like that. you will probably get good tip when doing so. brother! again, get educated and stop with the fool fantasies. and again congrats on grandmoms letting you throw a party. z, i’ll be there man, do me favor just save me a cup kool-aide until i get there.

  37. your retaaaaaaaarted z!!!!!!

  38. z just stop talking.

  39. Don’t you people have jobs????

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