Coach Urban Meyer’s Website

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(Screengrab from CoachUrbanMeyer.com)

The Indy Star writes:

The future for college football coaches? It’s their Web sites.

It is a rather nice website Mr. Meyer has himself. Houston Nutt’s coming (pun) in at a close 2nd though.

But what we’d really like to see is well-done fake sites. Here’s a start…

Lloyd Carr’s – lovableloser.com
Bobby Bowden’s – ifyoulovecokewhorescomeplayforme.com
Jim Harbaugh’s – iwishiwasstillrelevant.org
Ron Zook’s – waterskiwonderland.com
Karl Dorrell’s – droopydog.com
Jeff Tedford’s – cyberbears.com (already brimming with gay porn)

College football has seen future: It’s on coaches’ Web sites [Indy Star via Student Body Right]

Another image from Meyer’s website after the jump…


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(Screengrab from CoachUrbanMeyer.com)

63 responses to “Coach Urban Meyer’s Website”

  1. I think it is absolutely reprehensible that you are not disciplining your thug more than you are. ONE half of ONE game? What if he would have permanently blinded him in that one eye?

    You need to take a que from the University of Oregon on how to
    discipline players. You don’t know the definition of discipline.

    You are supposed to be LEADING these young men and setting an example for them. Oh that’s right…this is Florida. You ARE setting an example for them.

    My word…you ought to be ashamed of yourself Mr. Meyer.

  2. Urban

    How do you look yourself in the mirror by giving a 1/2 game suspension? You ought to be ashamed of yourself for enabling your bully to keep doing business as usual. Look at New Mexico womens soccer play. She was suspended indefinitely. You exemplify all that is wrong with semi pro football (division I).

  3. Wow.. Why are you Florida fans complaining? 2 BCS titles in 2 years and a possible 3rd. A Heisman Trophy winner and possible 2nd trophy. A devoted coach and team.. I am a HUGE Notre Dame fan.. Don’t think I have to go any further.. Urban you are welcome to South Bend anytime..

  4. Sorry.. I meant 2 BCS titles in 3 years. And now a possible 3rd in 4.. Wish we had this problem in South Bend..

    Urban I will have to admit that I will never forget where I was when ESPN posted the message “Urban Meyer to Florida.” I was upset beyond words. The man that could lead Notre Dame back to the promise land went to Florida. A day that is in my eyes as memorable as Pope John Paul II getting shot.. Yes I am a devoted Catholic.

    But after reading your reason for Florida I could not question your motive. Family comes first. Now I am a Florida fan. Obviously not to the extent of Notre Dame but I will be rooting for you and Florida for another Heisman/BCS Championship.. I wish you luck Urban and I leave you with this one thing — PLEASE COME TO NOTRE DAME!!!

  5. OK Urban.. Charlie is out. Place is the table!! (The Program) Time to resurrect Notre Dame…

  6. Jackie Randolph Avatar

    Coach Meyer… I hope you took notice that the coach of Alabama DID NOT run up the score on your loss… this is KIND… something you do not know as you constantly run up scores on teams. Not fair.. and Tebow is NOT a one man team even tho he is a fantastic talent… I am tired of reading 4 pages of sports about THE GATERS & TEBOW
    What will you do next year… cry???? I am glad that you lost to Alabama… NO ONE IS PERFECT.

    Jackie in Ocala (Senior Cit.) Personally, I am an EAGLE fan… and Andy Reid is a real gentleman coach….

  7. Jackie Randolph Avatar

    Coach Meyer… I hope you took notice that the coach of Alabama DID NOT run up the score on your loss… this is KIND… something you do not know as you constantly run up scores on teams. Not fair.. and Tebow is NOT a one man team even tho he is a fantastic talent… I am tired of reading 4 pages of sports about THE GATERS & TEBOW
    What will you do next year… cry???? I am glad that you lost to Alabama… NO ONE IS PERFECT.

    Jackie in Ocala (Senior Cit.) Personally, I am an EAGLE fan… and Andy Reid is a real gentleman coach….

  8. Shirley Meyer Potrafke Avatar
    Shirley Meyer Potrafke

    I am from Cincinnati and had a cousin Urban Meyer. I had an uncle that was a Fransican Father whose parish was in Texas. My son has heard you speak at a business meeting in Pebble Beach, Fla. for Great American Insurance. He was curious as to whether we could be related. My father had eight siblings. I was raised in Norwood, Ohio and am now eighty years of age. Just curious.

  9. Stephen Stackpole Avatar
    Stephen Stackpole

    Hey Coach Meyers, I reall am not a big Florida fan, buit as soon as I got word of your leaving due to illness, I really got concerned. You will be in my prayers! I hope that you can get better and I will be praying for you to be getting better!
    Sincerely,
    Stephen Stackpole
    Morgantown, WV

  10. Urban – I have 3 kids myself and I can relate with the everday glory of being a father. Nothing else like it. The difference is you have 85 other players, coaches, University and Gator Nation to support. I’m sure the preasure is unlike no other. Our thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family Urban.. Wish you well..

    PS.. Tell Mark May to stick it!!!!

  11. Dear Coach Meyere,

    I am not sure if you ever even see this, but I wanted to take a chance that you might. Don’t know if you will even rememember this letter which was sent to you, but the young man who sent it was killed in a one vehicle car accident in Blount County Tennessee. His dreams of ever becoming a Florida Gator have died with him. Just thought someone might like to know that Florida has lost a very devoted fan. Thank you for your attention. I have included a copy of Ethan’s Letter. Teresa Free

    Hey coach, my name is Ethan Brackett and i live in Harriman Tennessee. I have wanted to play football for Floida since i was 6 years old. I know i am a great athlete but i move around alot and miss most of the high school season. i will be a junior next year and will hopefully get to finsh the season. I am a very talented Halfback and i also play linebacker. I am not sure if i will be able to be recruited because i rarely ever get to fiish a season of football so i was wondering if The University of Florida had walk on try outs? I know that if i get a chance to try out i will make it!!! that is all i have wanted to do since i was 6 and i wanted to know if there was a chance for me? please write back soon,

    the biggest Florida fan ever,
    ETHAN BRACKETT

  12. Dear coach Meyer,
    Do you know what you call 2 quarterbacks–1 too many.
    Do you know what you call 3 quarterbacks–NONE.

  13. Better Than You Avatar

    Attention Fucktards:
    1) His last name is Meyer, not Meyers.
    2) He doesn’t read this shitty website.

    That is all.

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