Images parodied from USmovies1 and tributetotroy.com

Time to preface the soft Stanford game with some USC football related Haikus and a picture of Samurai Pete. Never has a poem been so manly.

The Trojans will teach
A tree is not a mascot
Lumberjack of men

*More Trojan Haikus inside. Post-your-own!

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I kick that flag-pole
I don’t know the reason why
but I love the sound
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Smell of dirty dogs
Mixed along with dusty air
A team victorious
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some one handed catch
So-Cal spell out confusion
white horse emerges
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one last goal-line stand
a small push to cross the line
screaming Trojan fans
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their two helmets meet
a collision like thunder
a yellow flag flies
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Beer makes me stumble
This weekend same as the last
Game minutes away

Impress your girlfriend with a football related haiku of your own. Remember: 5-7-5. First line five syllables, second line seven, third line five.

And feel free to post your Trojan Haiku own below.

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