USC Football Haiku

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Pete Carroll Samurai.jpg
Images parodied from USmovies1 and tributetotroy.com

Time to preface the soft Stanford game with some USC football related Haikus and a picture of Samurai Pete. Never has a poem been so manly.

The Trojans will teach
A tree is not a mascot
Lumberjack of men

*More Trojan Haikus inside. Post-your-own!


I kick that flag-pole
I don’t know the reason why
but I love the sound

Smell of dirty dogs
Mixed along with dusty air
A team victorious

some one handed catch
So-Cal spell out confusion
white horse emerges

one last goal-line stand
a small push to cross the line
screaming Trojan fans

their two helmets meet
a collision like thunder
a yellow flag flies

Beer makes me stumble
This weekend same as the last
Game minutes away

Impress your girlfriend with a football related haiku of your own. Remember: 5-7-5. First line five syllables, second line seven, third line five.

And feel free to post your Trojan Haiku own below.

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7 responses to “USC Football Haiku”

  1. crowd shouts ‘big balls pete’
    take the field at fourth and ten
    hush falls over the coliseum

  2. A Beer Induced Haze
    The Bathroom Line is too Long
    I piss behind the fence

  3. A beer induced haze
    the bathroom line is too long
    I piss behind fence

  4. What will the score be?
    Too much diatribe from all
    A lot to nothing

  5. trojans and the tree
    big blowout for all to see
    nine nothing?

  6. Unfortunate Stanfurd Fan Avatar
    Unfortunate Stanfurd Fan

    Twenty Three points only?
    The Trojans overrated?
    Roll on Cardinal?

  7. tree falls on Trojan
    shot heard around the world
    nothing but silence

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