These Trojan goddesses have been journeying to the Coliseum for 84 years, but could this have been their last?

The best news in weeks comes from State Senator Mark Ridley-Thomas, who plans to introduce a bill that would explore the dissolution of the Coliseum Commission.

Awesome. We’ve done the research, the homework, whatever it was we we were supposed to be doing while at USC, and here’s the plan: The state sells USC the Coliseum and any other part of Exposition Park that would be improved when incentivized by private interests. The money the state receives from USC is distributed back to California tax payers so that we are free to spend this unexpected, discretionary income on the girls. More diamonds, more gold, more designer dresses so that this group of fine young women stay looking as expensive and as unattainable as ever.