ESPN: Sarkisian to Washington

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We’d gather most USC fans are going to be ecstatic over this. A change to anything but Steve Sarkisian, USC’s sole offensive coordinator the past two seasons, will be a welcomed risk.

All we care about is that he schools Norm Chow on Saturday.

Huskies set to hire Steve Sarkisian, according to report [The Seattle Times]

One response to “ESPN: Sarkisian to Washington”

  1. Sark will soon become the next overrated USC OC to underwhelm as a head coach.

    While I am willing to believe that an also overrated Kiffin might be able to find success at TN, Sark, who is obviously not at all a great football mind, who is walking into a terrible situation there at UW is totally screwed.

    He will definitely come to rue the day when he gave up his fat salary at USC. The damn guy was the 2nd highest paid employee in the entire university.

    Here’s a list of reasons he will fail:
    1. UW has no talent right now.
    2. UW now has a firmly established tradition of losing.
    3. Sark ain’t the guy that could even dream of turning that around, let actually do it.
    4. Sark ain’t a keen evaluator of undiscovered football talent; either players or coaches.
    5. Sark ain’t a guy that can close the deal with big recruits. (Look at the above picture showing his awkward gait and ill-fitting clothing for some proof of this fact.)
    6. Sark isn’t going to be able to be to out-think his opponents on the field. His failure to deliver USC undefeated seasons given how stocked with talent they were is forgiveable, but also shows how poorly suited he is for this post.

    Mark my words, he’s going down the tubes. He should have signed on with a team with at least a bit of a winning record, then he could have assembled a mediocre team and moved on to another gig. This UW situation might ruin his coaching career for good.

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