2009 Rose Bowl DVD Winners

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Congratulations to Jesus, Chris, and the dynamic duo of Todd & Ivon for correctly answering Randy Johnson. You not only win the 2009 Rose Bowl DVD, but women all around the world will now want to make babies with you.

The “Big Unit” played baseball at USC with Mark McGwire and Jack Del Rio under coach Rod Dedeaux. Johnson started his professional career on the Expos in Montreal and later played for the Mariners, Diamondbacks, Houston Astros and Yankees. He is currently a member of the San Francisco Giants. In 2004, Johnson threw a perfect game.

Now bask in the glory of his unparalleled mullet.

For those that didn’t win, buy your own copy, or just live with that HD version eating up space on your Tivo, you cheap bastard.

After the jump find out why birds despise Randy Johnson.


Hey Bird! “You’re Fucking Out!”

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