Ok, admittedly I only made it through 1 ½ before I had to quit…but unless the last half was Kubrick-grade, these are getting a single-digit score on Rotten Tomatoes.

More importantly – these just make me so sad for someone like Justine.  Along the same lines as the thoughts Loren expressed in his sitdown with Ms. Allison – Justine, I know you’re not exactly HBO, but you’re not public access either.