Definition: An expression describing what UCLA would be doing by forcing Norm Chow to stay against his will and endure another season alongside Douchenozzle when he wants to be back with his old band at USC. Is anyone really surprised that Rick has to stand in the doorway, physically and/or contractually, to keep people at his party?

Classic Bruin.

Elsewhere, the EDSBS Curious Index recap is, as expected, priceless.