Memo to all of the NBC executives that I know read The Daily Bunch – drop what you are doing (cattily reading about Conan’s Fox deal) and do the following:
- Buy one courtside seat (or better yet, seat behind the Cornell bench)
- Book Ed Helms on a flight to Syracuse
- Apply facepaint and other fan accoutrement liberally
- Put Cornell superfan Nard Dog on your rival’s network for two hours
Fall back plan is to get Andy Bernard and all of Here Comes Treble in with the Cornell band. Either one would be the kind of coup you guys need right now.
Get on it.