How psyched was the guy who got to write this one up?:

Porn actor sought in slaying dies after falling off cliff

A porn actor, who was accused of killing a coworker with a sword, died after falling off a cliff in California on Saturday when police used a stun gun to subdue him.

Police said Stephen Clancy Hill attacked three coworkers with a samurai-style sword at the scene of a pornographic film shoot on Tuesday. One of the men later died.

Sidenote – Here’s the great thing about L.A.: because I spent a year in a Los Feliz apartment living downstairs from a psychotic, steroid-addled moron who seemed like exactly the type of guy who’d be dumb enough to be a male porn star AND threatened me with a samurai sword on more than one occasion, I was able to read that story and go “I think I know that guy.”