It’s past the point of being absurd now. Every year college football stretches out its postseason, the more irrelevant it becomes. It’s a wasted sport. It’s the bad orgasm of sports. You know how sometimes you’ll be jerking off and you’ll try and hold the orgasm for a second so that it’s real good but then you fuck up and touch your peepee at just the wrong time and the whole thing is ruined? That’s college football. It’s the dribbling jizz on the mattress of American sport. It’s the only sport in America that has no interest in actual growth. And that makes it un-American and Communistic and fucking EVIL.
Drew Magary, This Is Why The BCS Eats A Pile Of Shit
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