I’m a West Virginia native, and I have been to a great many bars in that state, so I know whereof I speak when I say that Dana Holgorsen, the new, occasionally sober head coach of the Mountaineers, has excellent taste. As you might remember, Holgorsen has been involved in several “alcohol-related incidents” over the past six months, per the Huntington Herald-Dispatch. From what I could gather, those incidents took place at two casinos, one golf course/resort, one lodge bar, one upscale Morgantown hotel bar (thrice), and one Marshall bar in Huntington. (Not included here is Mario’s Fishbowl Bar and Grill in Morgantown, where the custom is for patrons to brag about drinking exploits on scraps of paper posted around the bar and where Holgorsen reportedly declared in March that he’d had his first beer there: “The first of many.”) More »