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From the “it was bound to happen sooner or later" What Would Tim Tebow Do?:

I’m back here, by the goal post, waiting… until you slither off the field, and then, Gerry—I fucking save you.

I save you by punching your dick, over and over and over AND over again… until your teeth fall out and you defecate all over your fucking Sears pants.

But remember Gerry, I’m saving you…

tim

PS: Pop that red-ass pimple on your nose, Gerry. 

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