From the “it was bound to happen sooner or later" What Would Tim Tebow Do?:

I’m back here, by the goal post, waiting… until you slither off the field, and then, Gerry—I fucking save you.

I save you by punching your dick, over and over and over AND over again… until your teeth fall out and you defecate all over your fucking Sears pants.

But remember Gerry, I’m saving you…


PS: Pop that red-ass pimple on your nose, Gerry. 

Kyle Bunch

Partnerships for R/GA Ventures. Raised in California, adopted by Texas. Opinions expressed here are mine and they are fantastic.

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