Carson Palmer: Awesome QB, Terrible DJ

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From Carson Palmer’s Christmas wishlist, as recounted to the Dayton Daily News (Carson’s own commentary in parentheses):

1. The new Kevin Federline CD, Playing with Fire. (“A lot of people don’t like K-Fed, but he’s all right.”)
2. A new tie rack. (“Even guys from Southern California wear ties.”)
3. A 10-point LTS crossbow. (“It’s a new hobby of mine.”)
4. Flavor of Love (Season 1) DVD. (“Flav is very smooth, and funny.”)
5. A pingpong table. (“Pingpong is fun and helps your hand-eye coordination.”)

We do give him points for going all Ted Nugent/John Rocker and putting a crossbow on there. But until we confirm that the K-Fed thing was a joke, we’re not letting Mr. Cornhole anywhere near our iPod at the T-Wire Christmas party.

Some Bengals’ off the field Christmas wish lists [Dayton Daily News]
Carson Palmer Is Really White [The FanHouse]

4 responses to “Carson Palmer: Awesome QB, Terrible DJ”

  1. Let’s just be thankful Carson doesn’t need a good defense lawyer, bailbondsman, or a file in a cake like most of his Bengals teammates need this holiday season.

  2. hey i am a girl and still luv watchin football and carson palmers awesome do any other girls out there agree

  3. hey y’all wat up it’s me again just 4 got to say that i am all 4 ohio and kentucky football but ohio stata and kentucky suck this year, flordia’s doing pretty good and chris hetland hotttttttt!

  4. hey y’all wat up it’s me again just 4 got to say that i am all 4 ohio and kentucky football but ohio stata and kentucky suck this year, flordia’s doing pretty good and chris hetland hotttttttt!

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