Separated at Birth

We’re all different, right? We beg to differ. Just take one look around the college football landscape and you’ll see what we mean.
Irene Ryan, aka Granny Clampett of the Beverly Hillbillies, and ESPN analyst Lou Holtz, aka Granny Holtz….
Massachusetts Senator John Kerry and Michigan’s Lloyd Carr….
Pianist and composer Bert Bacharach and USC’s Pete Carroll….
Billionaire businessman Ross Perot and Auburn’s Tommy Tuberville….
Kiss bassist Gene Simmons and Hawaii’s Vili the Warrior …
Actor Wilford Brimley and Purdue’s Joe Tiller….
Actor John Goodman and Notre Dame’s Crewcut Charlie Weis….
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Clarence Thomas and Mississippi State’s Sylvester Croom….
World Wrestling Entertainment announcer Jim Ross and Arizona’s Mike Stoops….
Republican presidential contender Fred Thompson and Tennessee’s Phillip Fulmer….
Political analyst Newt Gingrich and Arizona State’s Dennis Erickson….
Former major league pitcher Don Mossi and South Florida’s Jim Leavitt….
Country musician Vince Gill and Texas Tech’s Mike Leach….
Jabba the Hut and Kansas’ Mark Mangino….
Serial killer Richard Ramirez, aka the “Night Stalker,” and USC quarterback Mark Sanchez….
Iowa State kicker Bret Culbertson and Shaggy of Scooby-Doo….
Comedian Wanda Sykes and UCLA’s Karl Dorrell….
Jimmy Clausen and Jimmy Clausen.

Send us your candidates for separated at birth, version 2. If we get enough qualified candidates, we will do another list.

Thanks to Don, Ken, Joe and the Midwest Correspondent.

Kyle Bunch

Partnerships for R/GA Ventures. Raised in California, adopted by Texas. Opinions expressed here are mine and they are fantastic.

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