About a year ago, in anticipation of the upcoming game against Ohio State, I began to think of all the reasons we have to loathe the Buckeyes. And while the reasons were aplenty, they foremost culminated in two undeserved back-to-back BCS title berths. But during the “brainstorming process” the feeling of disgust grew so strong, I didn’t know how I could possibly express it in words. So I ultimately decided to say very little at all…
A picture is worth a thousand words, never-the-less these pictures will leave you speechless. Welcome to a world that will frighten, tickle and nauseate you to the core. Welcome to the wretched world that is Ohio State.
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Reason Ohio State Sucks #5: Tuba Players Ends up that tuba player’s not supposed to run out late every game and dot the “i”. Ends up he’s just retarded. Yeah. Who would have thought?
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Reason Ohio State Sucks #4: Brutus. I’m not even sure what the hell this thing is- with its Charlie Brown sized head. And people tell me he’s supposed to be a nut. All I know is that’s exactly where I’d kick him. He’s asking for it too, his Ohio State loin-cloth looks like a damn bullseye.
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Reason Ohio State Sucks #3: The Fans Maybe I’m just jaded growing up in Los Angeles, where a diagnosis of “mild obesity” is not a compliment and toothbrushes are a right afforded to every citizen.
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Reason Ohio State Sucks #2: The Players – Look, I know the back to back title losses were tough and your self esteem is probably like nil right now. And yeah, it might make you feel a little better to pick on somebody you could actually beat, but leave the kid alone…then again that kid looks tough and pissed off. Which means he could run circles around your secondary.
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Reason Ohio State Sucks #1: Jim Tressel, the stuff of nightmares. – Scary resemblance, no? Watch out, when he loses on Saturday, “Judge Doom” Jim might just try and annihilate Los Angeles once again.
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But as horrid as Ohio State is, they’ve got balls. Not the football team of course. But the Women’s Rugby team, who made even a stone-faced Abe Lincoln blush when they posed topless at the Lincoln Memorial in D.C.
*Special thanks to Mgoblog and Mzone [photos] for hating on OSU for all these years
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